salut

Please excuse my English, but my French s*cks , so If Its ok, I'd like to introduce myself.

Hopefully with my limited French skills and a good dictionary i can enjoy my time here.

welcome, french writting is like shooting nothing can be better than practice.

Viktorf,

Welcome to the forum.

I wouldn't worry too much about your French on here as a lot us speak English. If it's really bad, I'm sure someone will be more than pleased to help you out with whatever you need to say.

On the other hand, a small effort goes a long way.

Welcome again and enjoy your stay.

Dominic Imbeau

Welcome aboard viktorf!!...couple years ago, my english was terrible but in shooting and reloading, almost everything is in english so I'm better now....a little bit better
Anyway, if your not sure about someting, say it in english as most of guys here are pretty good in english....in fact, you can speak the way you want here!
I wish you a good forum.
Ps. J'espere que c'est comprenable mon affaire....ma blonde est pas là pour me corriger

welcome to the forum

Welcome viktorf!!! And we all say i don't speak well but i french very well!!!

Welcome and beautiful black and white. Cat and dog will ligth before car and house and super drink for face and computer when de fire truck!

Malgré mes capacités anglophone limités,

Au plaisir quand même...

5340 ...veut tu ben me dire qu'est ce que tu voulait dire la..????

5340 a écrit:

Welcome and beautiful black and white. Cat and dog will ligth before car and house and super drink for face and computer when de fire truck!

Malgré mes capacités anglophone limités,

Au plaisir quand même...

euhhhhhhhhhhhh de quese

in english wooooooooooooo what the f..k

hahahahaha... Cup you the home work my shovel (tasse toi le devoir m'appelle)
The few last comments just reminded me of when i first moved in Ontario way back when i was still young and undestructable. So as i was looking for razor blades but i didn'nt have a clue on how to say it i kept repeating Razors. As the lady kept showing me razors but i didn't want any, i sudently had a flash about Wilkingson swords publicity on tv. So here i was now asking for a sword thinking it meant blade. I can only imagine how the poor lady explained the adventure to others after i left.

Get the picture... A poor guy walk in your store and ask for razors repeatedly but keep refusing everything you show him and then change is mind and ask for swords?

I never forgot the adventure but learned that "lame" was blade and never forgot it either.
Probably hard for your to figure that one out but lame prononce in french does not mean "lame" as in a poor excuse. Keep working on it, if i could learned french you can sure learn it too.

when I had around 18 I going in sears in ottawa with my girl fried she whant a bra but I dont know the name, I star in the women section to explain to the women clerk "she need a strap for the chest" and I rub my 2 hand on my chest and I repeat and repeat "she need a strap for the chest" after couple minutes everybody looking at me like I am really nut, the clerk say a bra and I say "ya wonderbra wondebra wonderbra". Some time me and my wife we remember that and we laughing a lot.

Celle-la c'Est vraiment la meilleur que j'ai entendu dans le genre. HAAHHehehe... Tu vient de faire ma soirée.

pas pire celle la!!!! y me semble que j'aurais payer cher
pour voir vos 2 histoires en vrai!!!

deeramator a écrit:

pas pire celle la!!!! y me semble que j'aurais payer cher
pour voir vos 2 histoires en vrai!!!

le meilleur c etais les yeux des ti vieilles anglaise qui etais scandalise ben net de voir un jeune con dans les sous vetement qui se frottais le torse en gueulant strap for the chest pis apres wonderbra un vrai debile.

Rienque d'y pensé je pogne le fou rire hahahaha Elle peuvent bien se pleindre les femmes hahahaha devoir portée une chest strap toute la journé ça doit être fatiguant en tab_____k

Bof....pas pire que nous avec nos ''dick strap'' lol

matou2041 a écrit:

deeramator a écrit:

pas pire celle la!!!! y me semble que j'aurais payer cher
pour voir vos 2 histoires en vrai!!!

le meilleur c etais les yeux des ti vieilles anglaise qui etais scandalise ben net de voir un jeune con dans les sous vetement qui se frottais le torse en gueulant strap for the chest pis apres wonderbra un vrai debile.