Choix du fusil pour enlever les verrues

Le gars a utilisé un 12. Je pense qu'une 22 aurait été suffisant.

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/16/removing-a-wart-with-a-shotgun/

Hink?? Il y a du monde bizarre... Darwin?

+1 Pour une nomination pour les Darwin Awards

Techniquement parlant, il ne peut etre nominer pour les darwin award, y'aurais fallu qui s'enleve un bouton dans le front avec la meme technique.

Où un hémorroïde.

"Prosecutors said alcohol was involved."

Disons qu'on n'est pas surpris.

Indiana Jaune a écrit:

Où un hémorroïde.

lol

Je en sais pas, mais j'en ai une verrue en dessous du pied, elle a beau etre petite, clince que c'est fatiquant, et là j'essaie le bipbip de dr schnoll, et a part faire un trou dans mon pied, ca fait pas grand chose, peut etre devrais-je tenter sa méthode, après tout, sa verrue est partie...

Parlant de Darwin Awards, voici le gagnant 2011

The Darwin Awards 2011

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

Lui il est vraiment hot, car il a réussi à mourir... 2 fois!

Citation :

The 2003 Darwin Awards
And the Winner is...
When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a
holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked...

Je l'avais dans de vieux email que j'ai nettoyé cette semaine, recu en ... 2004!

Je ne crois pas qu'ils les trient par années en les éliminant systématiquement gunguru

Aucune idée...

mais la suite demeure intéressante:

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And Now, The Honorable Mentions:
The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a

blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the

space. Understandably, he shot her.
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby

bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't

discovered for 3 days.
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An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get

his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and

asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly

provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...
$15.
(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime
committed?)
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A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a

gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent.
Then
the snickers started. The security guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later

put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!"
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Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze,

and
run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window.
The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas.

The
whole event was caught on videotape.
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As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her.
That's
the lady I stole the purse from."
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The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger

King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they

weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

The genetic pool needs chlorine

Have fun

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

gunguru a écrit:

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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a

blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the

space. Understandably, he shot her.
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Sont ruff a Chicago

lol